Bridal shower panty poem…for the lingere shower or bachelorette party

Bridal shower panty clothesline poem

For the bachelorette who thinks she has everything... present her with a few new lacy panties and a fun poem.

This panty poem is sure to make an impression! The idea is to give her something memorable – but don’t try this if your bride-to-be is incredibly shy.

The presentation of this panty poem requires 8 pairs of panties:

  •     Bridal white for the first night
  •     Sexy lace panties for the honeymoon
  •     Red for Valentine’s day
  •     Leopard print for the 1st anniversary
  •     A pink pair AND a blue pair for first baby
  •     A sexy full cut pair for 25 years of marriage
  •     A big giant pair of bloomers or granny panties

String out the panties on a clothesline before the bride arrives, or have a few of your guests participate and hold each one up as you read the poem…

Bridal Shower Panty Poem

The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our bride-to-be
She’s obsessed with underwear
As you’re about to see

For our fabulous panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And strung it out across the room
To make a panty line.

    Alternate verse if no clothesline available:
    For our fabulous panty queen
    We want her to feel divine
    We’ve secretly schemed and plotted together
    To form this panty line.

(Bride’s name) these undies are for you
to last throughout your life
And (groom’s name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they’re purest white
We know (groom’s name) will say, “Booyah”
When he sees you in them that night

The next are for your honeymoon
They’re sexy and all lace
We hope you’ll get him out of the room
‘Cause (honeymoon destination)’s a gorgeous place!

On Valentine’s you’ll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red

After a year has passed you’ll face
Anniversary number one
With these you’ll surely have a blast
‘Cuz leopard’s so much fun!

    Purple or an alternate color or print could be chosen in place of leopard in the verse above

Then when the time is right for you
And don’t be saying, “Maybe”…
You’ll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of a sweet baby

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don’t worry – you’ll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive

When finally when you’re old and gray
With these you can’t go wrong
‘Cuz sorry (Bride’s name) but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong!


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